Welcome to bloodninja.org!

This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
If you like this site, there are three things you can do to help. Submit a chat, comment on chats (an active site is a successful one), and tell your friends about it. You can use the share buttons to the right to share chats, or use your own crafty, devilish means.
Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
shark AIDS
cluv: so i’ve never done anything like this why don’t you begin
sextress1: ok. i’m talking to you on the phone as your driving to my house
cluv: am i masturbating in the car?
sextress1: sure.
cluv: that’s unsafe!
sextress1: lol, what evs…you get to my house and i call you upstairs and i’m laying out on the bed.
cluv: i like where this is going
sextress1: do you?
cluv: no.
sextress1: wtf,
cluv: yeaaaah wtfff i’m ready to fff*ck…i unzip my pants….slow like
sextress1: i gently untie my robe
cluv: the door bell rings
sextress1: who is it?
cluv: a cop!
sextress1: nothing’s sexier than a man in uniform, i invite him up
cluv: he ask me why i was driving so erratic on the way here. i tell him that i was talking to you on the phone and masturbating at the same time while driving. i’m arrested for lewd conduct and reckless endangerment.
sextress1: but i ask him if there’s anything i can do as i tickle him with a pink ostrich feather
cluv: he appears to be into it as he undoes his belt.
sextress1: i ask him if he has an extra set of handcuffs to play around with
cluv: he begins to beat me mercilessly with his undone belt, he clearly isn’t into it. your arrested for soliciting sexual bribes and together we owe the state of michigan $15,000 in fines.
sextress1: why?
cluv: turns out the cop is heterophobic, the arraignment cums and we stand before the honorably (and sexy) judge melinda. she calls you a skank and me a pervert, and she says that just how she likes it as the court room breaks out into a mass orgy.
sextress1: it’s raining men!!!
cluv: me and my lawyer slip out and get a mistrial, but you stay for the orgy and contract shark aids.
sextress1: shark aids?
cluv: 1 of only 5 reported cases a year
sextress1: so there’s sharks in the court room orgy? are you retarded
cluv: no, judge melinda already had shark aids she just gave it to you, atleast i don’t have shark aids
sextress1: aids isn’t funny
cluv: yes it is lol where are you from the nineties?
sextress1: hey
cluv: hey your face grandma
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