| Taylor: |
hey so u wanna rp??
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| Jenny: |
i'm the emperor tiberias' daughter
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| Jenny: |
want to have sex with the most powerful woman in the land?
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| Taylor: |
sure
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| Jenny: |
okay
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| Jenny: |
here's the deal
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| Jenny: |
we're in the province of Transalpine Gaul
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| Jenny: |
you're a middle ranking equestrian mercenary
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| Jenny: |
and my father tiberias and i are coming to visit
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| Jenny: |
you save me from armenian slave traders
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| Taylor: |
okay
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| Jenny: |
and bring me back to my father the emperor
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| Jenny: |
who asks you, how can I ever repay you?
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| Jenny: |
he offers you to be in a room alone with me
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| Taylor: |
i accept
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| Jenny: |
and we are alone now
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| Jenny: |
you begin
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| Taylor: |
you are a very beutiful woman, *strokes your cheek with my thmb*
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| Taylor: |
thumb*
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| Jenny: |
in walks tiberias with a giant throbbing boner
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| Jenny: |
and three provincial slaves
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| Jenny: |
meanwhile suetonius records this on a wax tablet
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| Jenny: |
ur turn
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| Taylor: |
hello emperoer i was just about to get started *takes off my shirt
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| Jenny: |
tiberias demands you nibble his inner thighs
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| Jenny: |
like a minnow
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| Jenny: |
meanwhile i get naked
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| Taylor: |
*nibbles on his inner thighs*
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| Jenny: |
all of a sudden a horn sounds and group of parthian invaders rushes into the palace
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| Jenny: |
save me i say
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| Taylor: |
*grabs my sword and protects you killing the invaders one by one*
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| Jenny: |
tiberias rushes over to you and boldly bends you over
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| Jenny: |
here's a gift for saving me and my daughter he screams with passion
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| Jenny: |
truly the emperor grants you his favor
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| Jenny: |
the praetorian guard rushes and one by one salutes you
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| Jenny: |
suetonius records your anal violation and shouts it out across the land
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| Jenny: |
you live the rest of your days in shame as the emperor's official butt slave and to this day your name is remembered in the histories of suetonius
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| Taylor: |
okay i dont like that story
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| Jenny: |
but your famous now
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| Jenny: |
that makes you a man of great reknown
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| Jenny: |
we haven't gotten to the emperor's harem yet
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| Taylor: |
okay plz continue
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| Jenny: |
so you come to rome
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| Jenny: |
the mightiest city of the ancient world
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| Jenny: |
you are brought to the harem of tiberias
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| Jenny: |
you see many beautiful women
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| Jenny: |
and it's just you alone
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| Jenny: |
with them
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| Jenny: |
in a room
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| Jenny: |
is this better
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| Jenny: |
?
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| Taylor: |
yea
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| Taylor: |
but i like you better than them
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| Taylor: |
continue plz
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| Jenny: |
all of sudden two strong men with rippling biceps rush into the room and strap you down.
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| Taylor: |
*trys to fight them off but i can't*
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| Jenny: |
you are painfully castrated and live out your days as a eunuch until one day you offend the emperor and are thrown into the colloseum and eaten by lions
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| Jenny: |
pretty hot eh
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| Taylor: |
werid story
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| Jenny: |
but it's historically accurate
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| Jenny: |
i told you i was into roman rp
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| Taylor: |
yea okay
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| Jenny: |
how about star wars
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| Jenny: |
rp
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| Jenny: |
you like star wars
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| Jenny: |
i like star wars
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| Taylor: |
sure whatever you want as long as im not a butt slave again
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| Jenny: |
okay
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| Jenny: |
so you're obi wan kenobi
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| Jenny: |
and i'm mon motthma
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| Jenny: |
do you know who that is
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| Taylor: |
no
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| Jenny: |
she is the leader of the rebellion
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| Jenny: |
in return of the jedi
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| Jenny: |
she's a hot space warrior
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| Jenny: |
is that cool
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| Taylor: |
okay
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| Jenny: |
so one day
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| Jenny: |
we are in the deserts of tatooine
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| Jenny: |
in the dune sea
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| Jenny: |
alone
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| Taylor: |
okay
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| Jenny: |
ur turn
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| Jenny: |
try and be creative
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| Jenny: |
show of your star wars knowledge
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| Taylor: |
i can feel another jedi near and he is leading a raid of tusken warriors towards us
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| Jenny: |
i get caught by them
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| Jenny: |
and need rescuing
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| Taylor: |
*controls the minds of the tusken raiders so they will kill the jedi and bring you back to me
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| Jenny: |
all of a sudden jabba's sail barge shows up and and gamorrean guards capture us and take us aboard
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| Jenny: |
and throws us in a prison cell on our own
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| Taylor: |
well no what jabba is to smart for mind tricks
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| Jenny: |
bib fortuna comes in
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| Jenny: |
and says we are summoned to jabba's court
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| Taylor: |
*follows into jabbas court*
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| Jenny: |
we see c3p0 and luke skywalker
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| Taylor: |
*talks to luke through mind control* think we can get out?
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| Jenny: |
luke replies yes i think we can
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| Jenny: |
but i need your help
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| Jenny: |
offer jabba immpodium annalite
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| Jenny: |
and then i'll attack first
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| Jenny: |
while he is distracted
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| Taylor: |
okay *goes up to jabba and offers him immpodium annalite*
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| Jenny: |
i kiss you for good luck before you do
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| Jenny: |
what a brave brave man i say
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| Taylor: |
*kisses back*
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| Jenny: |
all of a sudden three gamorean guards rush in and strap you down as your are brutally raped by jabba the hutt. Luke skywalker rushes in and save me and we get out alive while you spend the rest of your days as Jabba's buttslave
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| Jenny: |
No no i'm just kidding. Sorry I couldn't help it.
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| Taylor: |
-_-
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| Jenny: |
jabba is very irritated
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| Jenny: |
He starts shouting at his guards to take you for the offense you have committed
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| Jenny: |
luke attacks
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| Jenny: |
and then you take out your lightsaber
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| Jenny: |
and we fight our way out
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| Jenny: |
luke thanks you
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| Jenny: |
and leaves us alone in the desert
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| Jenny: |
...
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| Jenny: |
ready to get creative
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| Jenny: |
it's hot I say
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| Jenny: |
thank you for saving me
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| Taylor: |
your welcome
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| Jenny: |
okay ur turn
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| Jenny: |
something creative
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| Taylor: |
ok *lays down*
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| Jenny: |
all of a sudden a group of easterlings rushes out and takes us prisoner
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| Jenny: |
we're alone in a dark tower
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| Jenny: |
ur turn
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| Taylor: |
okay this is getting on my nerves being taken
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| Jenny: |
all of a sudden the dark lord sauron rushes in and makes you his butt slave for all of eternity. Aragorn swoops in and saves me and we watch as you are brutally dragged away while being butt raped with a girth the size of a medieval battering ram
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