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Here, you will find

chat logs

cybersex gone wrong

. Featured

IRC

and

AIM

chat logs

are those by

Bloodninja

. We also have

cybersex chat logs

from other people claiming to be

Bloodninja

but we doubt they're really his.

This website was conceived when I read some chat logs by

Bloodninja

. I laughed the hardest I had ever laughed in years. It occured to me that no matter what his original intentions were; whether he wanted to screw with people, or he was just generally sick in the head,

Bloodninja

was a genius and deserved a website dedicated to him.

A

Bloodninja

chat log is considered "verified" if I have seen it in multiple places with multiple people vouching for its authenticity. Otherwise it is placed in the "unverified" section.

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cybersex gone wrong chat logs

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<Bloodninja> Vs. <MommyMelissa>
Source: http://www.bash.org/
<Bloodninja> has been verified as being the "real" BloodNinja.

<Bloodninja>	Wanna cyber?
<MommyMelissa>	Sure, you into vegetables?
<Bloodninja>	What like gardening an shit?
<MommyMelissa>	Yeah, something like that.
<Bloodninja>	Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
<Bloodninja>	You bend over to harvest your radishes.
<MommyMelissa>	(pause)
<MommyMelissa>	is that it?
<Bloodninja>	You water your tomato patch.
<Bloodninja>	Are you ready for my fresh produce?
<MommyMelissa>	I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
<MommyMelissa>	(pause)
<Bloodninja>	I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
<Bloodninja>	I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
<MommyMelissa>	Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
<Bloodninja>	my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
<Bloodninja>	Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
<MommyMelissa>	...
<Bloodninja>	My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
<MommyMelissa>	What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
<Bloodninja>	Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
<MommyMelissa>	whatever.

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