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Title: Latino Slut Biscuit
Likes: 9, Dislikes: 5, Votes: 14 ( Like
You: Pretty good. And you?
You: It is morning there isn't it? early
You: You are in school maybe?
You: You should not be up so late on a school night then, miss.
You: Are you having a bipolar moment?
You: put down your bigmac and talk to me, slut biscuit.
Stranger: i didnt even have mcdonlds in my town
Stranger: i dont eat buiscuits
You: Then come fix my drywall, senorita whore burrito. I had a nasty romp with the crew last night and their are face prints all over!
You: It will take weeks to repair.
Stranger: i can probabay clean
Stranger: but no dry wall
You: No You are a burrito. Stop lying to us both. But there are plenty of stains that need cleaning. Big ugly ones. Coincidentally on the drywall you will also be fixing.
You: So andele, burrito bitch!
Stranger: i cant do drywall!
Stranger: but i will send a dentist for your nasty teeth that rotting
Stranger: and also a doctor for your liver
You: Fix my teeth and I'll devouryou and your 43 children.
You: I ate my own liver years ago
Stranger: my kids will not give you the liver transplant
You: They taste like the whore from whence they cameth. And their screams shall filter my booze intake from THE INSIDE AS THEY KICK AND SCREAM FOR THE LIBERTY THEY HAVE NEVER KNOWN.
Stranger: that shit is priceless
You: Their fingers are brittle and thin from stitching my fine linen sheets that I have wrapped your body in and buried in mother mexico.
You: a moment of silence for those almost-human individuals
You: fix my bloody drywall
Stranger: you willl get your time!!!!
Stranger: i will hide explosives in the wall
Stranger: so when you sit your ass down and watch soccer (which your team sucks) it will explode you in to million pieces
You: The cops are at my window! Your corpse has been discovered b the mexican mob and now they are out for vengeance for the Bruja I have SLAIN!!!!! HARK!!! Her tortillas are not in mexico...but buried UNDERNEATH MY VERY FLOORBOARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1