Welcome to bloodninja.org!

This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
If you like this site, there are three things you can do to help. Submit a chat, comment on chats (an active site is a successful one), and tell your friends about it. You can use the share buttons to the right to share chats, or use your own crafty, devilish means.
Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
I'm spent.
<J-Dogg> I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
<Partner8> Who the fuck are you?
<J-Dogg> I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
<J-Dogg> Fuck me, Fuck me.
<J-Dogg> My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
<Partner8> OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
<J-Dogg> We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that :forms in your thigh.
<Partner8> Is that like cancer?
<J-Dogg> If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
<Partner8> Good one romeo.
<J-Dogg> You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My :tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
<J-Dogg>
<J-Dogg> The salmon swim at night.
<J-Dogg> Towards your room.
<J-Dogg> The snow and the moon.
<J-Dogg>
<Partner8> that was never a haiku.
<J-Dogg> To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
<Partner8> That made even less sense than your "haiku"
<J-Dogg> So you ready to fuck then?
<Partner8> You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
<J-Dogg> ...
<Partner8> ?
<J-Dogg> I'm spent.
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