Welcome to bloodninja.org!

This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
If you like this site, there are three things you can do to help. Submit a chat, comment on chats (an active site is a successful one), and tell your friends about it. You can use the share buttons to the right to share chats, or use your own crafty, devilish means.
Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
Not a sexchat, but they plug the site.
Stranger: heyyyy :)
You: Hello...
Stranger: micheal jackson died on my birthday
You: Cool, I wish he had died on my birthday.
You: No, wait, I wish I had killed him on my birthday.
Stranger: thats soo fuckin rude
You: I'm a perfect gentleman, douchebag.
Stranger: ah :( im not a douchbag!
You: Oh, but you are.
Stranger: no im nottt
You: Sorry to break it to ya.
Stranger: how am i the douche here?
You: Well, you swore, with absolutely no provocation.
You: God hates people who swear.
Stranger: and u said u wanted to kill big Mike!
Stranger: God hates murderers!
You: And he will smite you unbelievers.
You: But he forgives me cause I said please.
Stranger: lmao
You: What?
You: You think I'm not being serious?
Stranger: he'll forgive me if i ask for forgiveness too!
You: The internets is serious fucking business.
You: But I asked him not to forgive you.
Stranger: why would u do that? :((
You: And God grants all wishes.
You: Because it pleases me.
Stranger: jeez
Stranger: ur mean :(
You: Nope, I'm pretty nice compared to most people on the internets.
Stranger: no u rnt :(
You: Plus I'm Christian, so I'm automatically better thatn you
Stranger: 1st u said u wanted to kill micheal, then u called me a
Stranger: now ur claiming to be a christian.. which i find hilarious
You: Yes, but God totally forgives me.
You: Read the Bible, man.
Stranger: i do read the bible!
Stranger: imma preacher's kid
You: Heck, technically, pooping is a sin.
Stranger: lmao
You: I mean, WTF is up with that?
You: Also, bestiality is a sin.
Stranger: what is that?!
You: Also, so is reading books that have magic stuff in them.
You: Harry Potter = sin
Stranger: ohh yeah!
You: Lord of the Rings = sin
Stranger: i knew that.. witchcraft stuff
Stranger: is all considered sinful
You: Twilight = sin and it's an abomination.
Stranger: yeahh cause of the vampire stuff
You: Also, eating meat on Fridays = sin.
You: Working on Sundays = sin.
Stranger: wait.. no
Stranger: seriously?
You: Swearing = sin
Stranger: omgggg
You: And yes, seriously.
Stranger: dont do that!
Stranger: G damn is against the 10 commandments
You: This is all taken straight from the Bible.
You: Which is odd.
Stranger: yeahh totally!
Stranger: imagain what its like being a preachr's kid!
Stranger: pure hell
You: Uh huh, I'm sure.
You: Imagine being the Pope's son!
You: I have it rough.
Stranger: but im considered to be "bad" =/
Stranger: roflmao!!!
You: Hmmm?
Stranger: duuude
Stranger: ur kidding
You: No, I'm completely serious dood.
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Why would I lie on the internets?
You: And my name is Benedict the two-hundreth.
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: how odl r u ?
Stranger: old
You: I'll be four tomorrow.
Stranger: ROFL
You: What?
Stranger: ohh nothingg
Stranger: ur daddy rapes u.. doesnt he? :(
Stranger: its ok to tell someone
You: Nope, but he bones my sister all the time.
Stranger: aww man =/
You: Sometimes he lets me have a turn.
You: So it's not all bad
Stranger: bahahahahahaha
Stranger: omg u are hilarious
You: What? My life amuses you?
Stranger: ohh definately!
You: Well, thanks then.
Stranger: lol y do u bone ur sis!! thats.. gross yo!
You: Nah, it's great! Two year olds are so tight!
You: It rocks my socks.
Stranger: ahhhhahahah
You: Well, I'm getting bored...
Stranger: holy crap.. my stomach hurts from laughin so hard
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: pls dont leave
Stranger: i wanna know more about ur life!!
You: Why should I be the only one to entertain you?
Stranger: causee!! ur funny!!!
Stranger: if u leave then i'll die :(
You: Well, that's not a valid arguement.
You: Sorry buddy...
Stranger: yesss it isss!! D=
You: But...
Stranger: no!
You: If you want some lulz...
Stranger: dont push that button!
You: Type bloodninja into google.
You: And click the first one.
You: They're all hilarious chat logs.
Stranger: lol ok
You: We're even now.
Stranger: thankkk youuu :)
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