Welcome to bloodninja.org!

This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
If you like this site, there are three things you can do to help. Submit a chat, comment on chats (an active site is a successful one), and tell your friends about it. You can use the share buttons to the right to share chats, or use your own crafty, devilish means.
Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
<Bloodninja> I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
<Sarah19fca> mmmm, okay.
<Bloodninja> I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
<Sarah19fca> Yeah I like it rough.
<Bloodninja> I smack you thick booty.
<Sarah19fca> Oh yeah, that feels good.
<Bloodninja> Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
<Bloodninja> I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
<Sarah19fca> you like that?
<Bloodninja> I peel some bananas.
<Sarah19fca> Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
<Bloodninja> get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
<Sarah19fca> Peanuts?
<Bloodninja> Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
<Sarah19fca> What are you talking about?
<Bloodninja> I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
<Sarah19fca> This is stupid.
<Bloodninja> Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
<Bloodninja> Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
<Bloodninja> Yeeaahhhh.
<Sarah19fca> /ignore
<Bloodninja> Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
<Bloodninja> We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
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