| Stranger: |
heyyyy :)
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| You: |
Hello...
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| Stranger: |
micheal jackson died on my birthday
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| You: |
Cool, I wish he had died on my birthday.
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| You: |
No, wait, I wish I had killed him on my birthday.
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| Stranger: |
thats soo fuckin rude
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| You: |
I'm a perfect gentleman, douchebag.
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| Stranger: |
ah :( im not a douchbag!
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| You: |
Oh, but you are.
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| Stranger: |
no im nottt
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| You: |
Sorry to break it to ya.
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| Stranger: |
how am i the douche here?
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| You: |
Well, you swore, with absolutely no provocation.
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| You: |
God hates people who swear.
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| Stranger: |
and u said u wanted to kill big Mike!
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| Stranger: |
God hates murderers!
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| You: |
And he will smite you unbelievers.
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But he forgives me cause I said please.
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| Stranger: |
lmao
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| You: |
What?
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| You: |
You think I'm not being serious?
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| Stranger: |
he'll forgive me if i ask for forgiveness too!
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| You: |
The internets is serious fucking business.
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| You: |
But I asked him not to forgive you.
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| Stranger: |
why would u do that? :((
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| You: |
And God grants all wishes.
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| You: |
Because it pleases me.
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| Stranger: |
jeez
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| Stranger: |
ur mean :(
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| You: |
Nope, I'm pretty nice compared to most people on the internets.
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| Stranger: |
no u rnt :(
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| You: |
Plus I'm Christian, so I'm automatically better thatn you
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| Stranger: |
1st u said u wanted to kill micheal, then u called me a
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| Stranger: |
1st u said u wanted to kill micheal, then u called me a
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| Stranger: |
now ur claiming to be a christian.. which i find hilarious
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Yes, but God totally forgives me.
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| You: |
Read the Bible, man.
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| Stranger: |
i do read the bible!
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| Stranger: |
imma preacher's kid
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| You: |
Heck, technically, pooping is a sin.
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| Stranger: |
lmao
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| You: |
I mean, WTF is up with that?
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| You: |
Also, bestiality is a sin.
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| Stranger: |
what is that?!
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| You: |
Also, so is reading books that have magic stuff in them.
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Harry Potter = sin
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| Stranger: |
ohh yeah!
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| You: |
Lord of the Rings = sin
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| Stranger: |
i knew that.. witchcraft stuff
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is all considered sinful
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Twilight = sin and it's an abomination.
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| Stranger: |
yeahh cause of the vampire stuff
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| You: |
Also, eating meat on Fridays = sin.
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| You: |
Working on Sundays = sin.
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| Stranger: |
wait.. no
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| Stranger: |
seriously?
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| You: |
Swearing = sin
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GOD DAMN YOU GOD!!
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| Stranger: |
omgggg
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And yes, seriously.
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| Stranger: |
dont do that!
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| Stranger: |
G damn is against the 10 commandments
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| You: |
This is all taken straight from the Bible.
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Which is odd.
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| Stranger: |
yeahh totally!
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| Stranger: |
imagain what its like being a preachr's kid!
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| Stranger: |
pure hell
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| You: |
Uh huh, I'm sure.
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| You: |
Imagine being the Pope's son!
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| You: |
I have it rough.
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but im considered to be "bad" =/
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| Stranger: |
roflmao!!!
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| You: |
Hmmm?
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| Stranger: |
duuude
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| Stranger: |
ur kidding
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| You: |
No, I'm completely serious dood.
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| Stranger: |
whats ur name?
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| You: |
Why would I lie on the internets?
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And my name is Benedict the two-hundreth.
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| Stranger: |
rofl
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| Stranger: |
how odl r u ?
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| Stranger: |
old
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| You: |
I'll be four tomorrow.
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| Stranger: |
ROFL
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| You: |
What?
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| Stranger: |
ohh nothingg
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| Stranger: |
ur daddy rapes u.. doesnt he? :(
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| Stranger: |
its ok to tell someone
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| You: |
Nope, but he bones my sister all the time.
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| Stranger: |
aww man =/
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| You: |
Sometimes he lets me have a turn.
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| You: |
So it's not all bad
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| Stranger: |
bahahahahahaha
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| Stranger: |
omg u are hilarious
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| You: |
What? My life amuses you?
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| Stranger: |
ohh definately!
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| You: |
Well, thanks then.
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| Stranger: |
lol y do u bone ur sis!! thats.. gross yo!
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| You: |
Nah, it's great! Two year olds are so tight!
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| You: |
It rocks my socks.
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| Stranger: |
ahhhhahahah
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| You: |
Well, I'm getting bored...
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| Stranger: |
holy crap.. my stomach hurts from laughin so hard
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| Stranger: |
NO!
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| Stranger: |
pls dont leave
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| Stranger: |
i wanna know more about ur life!!
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| You: |
Why should I be the only one to entertain you?
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| Stranger: |
causee!! ur funny!!!
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| Stranger: |
if u leave then i'll die :(
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| You: |
Well, that's not a valid arguement.
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| You: |
Sorry buddy...
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| Stranger: |
yesss it isss!! D=
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But...
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N OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
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| Stranger: |
no!
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| You: |
If you want some lulz...
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dont push that button!
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| You: |
Type bloodninja into google.
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And click the first one.
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They're all hilarious chat logs.
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| Stranger: |
lol ok
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| You: |
We're even now.
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| Stranger: |
thankkk youuu :) |
