| bloodninja: |
Hello baby.
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| sexyehsputa69o9: |
....
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| bloodninja: |
I'm sitting in the dark threshold of the Chinese tropica feeding off of the reminants of a Panda bear.
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| sexyehsputa69o9: |
ooookay
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| bloodninja: |
I hear sticks breaking and leaves crackling under the weight of a moving object. I can hear it getting nearer and nearer.
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| bloodninja: |
I stand up, wipe the smeared blood from my lips that portruded from the flesh I ate.
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| sexyehsputa69o9: |
So how did you find me on here?
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| bloodninja: |
You and I are stranded in a jungle.
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| sexyehsputa69o9: |
uh huh...
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| bloodninja: |
We are most likely going to die here.
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| bloodninja: |
We should make love before our deaths.
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| sexyehsputa69o9: |
yahhhh No...idk abut you..but im sitting on a chair..in a warm house
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| bloodninja: |
I walk toward you. My eyes speak in a poetic manner and you can tell that I deeply desire your touch.
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| sexyehsputa69o9: |
you can stop taking now
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| sexyehsputa69o9: |
you are dismissed
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| bloodninja: |
Your lips quiver and your knees go frail, you collapse to your knees from your own weight.
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| bloodninja: |
You're basically drooling for my thick shaft to penetrate your throat. Your eyes almost beg.
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| bloodninja: |
I reach under my clothing, and begin to pull a long, thick object out.
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| sexyehsputa69o9: |
shuuut theee fuk up
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| bloodninja: |
You begin to lean forward ready to engulf my sweet cock.
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| bloodninja: |
What you failed to realize that what I pulled out from behind my clothing was a jaguar tooth carved dagger.
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| bloodninja: |
I stab and puncture your throat, you're left breathless.
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| bloodninja: |
You start gagging for air.
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| bloodninja: |
As I watch you die I slowly prepare the spit iron and fire. Afterall, I am stranded and quite hungry.
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| bloodninja: |
After you die I put you on the spit iron...
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| bloodninja: |
I wait for you to tenderize...
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| bloodninja: |
I devour your flesh...
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| bloodninja: |
I begin to go mentally highwire. The chemicals from your flesh interact with the ones in my brain.
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| bloodninja: |
I snap.
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| bloodninja: |
I go crazy.
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| sexyehsputa69o9: |
uhhh... you have some real issues dude
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| sexyehsputa69o9: |
wtf u thinkin u talkin tah my sis like dat
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| bloodninja: |
Three weeks later Jungle Adventurers found my dead rotting carcass in the Tropica and they find the remains of my legs and arms in my stomach, as I attempted to devour them.
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| sexyehsputa69o9: |
yeah right i woulda already slit your fuckin throat motherfucker
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| bloodninja: |
I already slit your throat with my jaguar tooth carve dagger.
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| bloodninja: |
You are unable to slit mine. |
