| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I am a knight in highly ventilated titanium alloid armor. You are a peasant dressed in tattered clothing.
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| a305304: |
and whats thats suppose to mean mr. knight
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I ride west from the sunset, and I spot you from across the field. My eyes are immediately drawn to yours.
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| a305304: |
yeah u have my attention
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
But what you are unaware of is that beneath my heavy mass of unpenetrable armor, I am Lin Waung, the infamous legendary Sorceror.
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| a305304: |
What are u getting to...but i like ur ethuasim
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
And as I ride closer to you, I examine you thoroughly with my trained telepathy. I am able to penetrate your thoughts. And I sense that you want me as much as I want you.
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| a305304: |
who are u anyways....because your words are getting to me
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I am Lin Waung, the legendary Sorceror.
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| a305304: |
No I meant really
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I use my X-ray vision, an ultra beam of transparant energy goes forth and I can see through your clothing.
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| a305304: |
u perv.
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I begin to walk forward... intimadated and provoked by your gorgeous body and curves. You can hear a klunk in my armor. It is Mr. Wibbles getting hard.
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| a305304: |
Mr.Wibbles....very original
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
Are you getting hot?
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| a305304: |
a lil
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| a305304: |
it would be better if i actually knew who u were
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I am Lin Waung, the legendary Sorceror.
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| a305304: |
no i meant in real life l0l but u are VERY cute
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
As I come closer and closer... I begin to smell the heat off of your vagina. I can sense you are in heat.
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| a305304: |
do u always have these kinda fantasys
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
You finally speak. You kneel to your knees, and beg me "Fuck me, Fuck me."
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| a305304: |
hey now I dont beg anyone for sex
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| a305304: |
even if u are a knight
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I am using my telepathy, remember, bitch? I control your fuckin' thoughts you smug little whore.
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| a305304: |
u know wut Fuck u....ur an asshole
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I'm sorry.
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I didn't mean that.
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
Let's continue.
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
Ok?
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| a305304: |
getting a lil carried away with ur fantasy huh? well how about lets just talk like human beings first then we can fantasise
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
Tempered by your refusal to engage in sexual operations with I, Lin Wuang the legendary Sorceror, I draw my sword from it's sheath and unleash a Wind Strike on you. You can feel your soul fading from your body..
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I pull a fork out of my helmet, and gouge your eyes out.
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
Then from my boot rests a dagger, I withdraw this blade and decapitate your foul head.
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| a305304: |
Dude wow.....i dont know wut to say but FUCKIN CRAZI
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
Then I fuck the hole in which your head used to rest on your neck. Blood is squirting. My shiny armor now becauses red and darkened.
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
Then I use my ancient magicks to cast a Zombie spell on you.
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| a305304: |
Are u okay Brandon
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
You come back to life as a headless zombie.
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| a305304: |
Seriously are u always like this
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
Then I bend you over and spread your ass cheeks. There is shit steadily oozing out of your ass. I take a deep whiff of the foul adore, and repulse in disgust as you let out a low and steady fart which blows chunks of shit all over my helmet.
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| a305304: |
Okay bye now ur just a lil to awkard for me
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
Hold on.
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I am sorry.
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I didn't mean it.
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| a305304: |
if u say so
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| a305304: |
are u always mean
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I'm mean? You just sharted all over my helmet, you cold, ruthless, brutal person.
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| a305304: |
U know what....ur the one making up the fucked up fantasy not me so see ya
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I then use my Jedi mind trick to prevent you from leaving.
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
You are oddly compelled to stay and finish my fantasy as your mind is weak.
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| a305304: |
sorry but it dont work over the computer so bye
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I begin to fornicate with your dead, rotten, lifeless body.
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
Ignoring the shit covered walls of your anus.
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| a305304: |
yeah bye brandon and to think i thought u were a guy worth talking to
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
Then, my penis explodes in a mountful combustion of volcanic activity, white gum spews all over the land.
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I thin remount my horse.
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I dig my spurs into it's sides, and then it raises it's front feet wide into the air!
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I operate the stirs so the horse struts over to your body.
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I then walk back and forth until your corpse becomes but a rug.
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
The horses hooves... flattening your flesh... as it tramples you repeatedly...
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
Hello. Are you there?
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| a305304: |
no actually im not i told u bye cuz u were being an azz
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I'm sorry. What did I do?
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| a305304: |
what havent u dont
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| a305304: |
done *
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
I just pleasured your intense sexual drive. I have done everything for you.
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| a305304: |
no sweetie
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| bRaNdON_burNEY: |
Evacuate Operation Cyber Sex! *pulls a deku nut out of his pocket, slams it onto the dirt, a bright flash appears, then disappears, and Lin Waung the legendary Sorcerer is no where to be seen* |
