BloodNinja : IRC

Title: Chain Saw 2
SexyGirl: Vs. JWC:
Source: Victoria
SexyGirl: has not been verified as being the "real" BloodNinja.


SexyGirl:	I rip off your shirt and cut your pants off with a saw
JWC:	ohh. i'd then kiss you really hard
	[What the fuck? Is that supposed to be erotic?]
SexyGirl:	I shove you on the bed and handcuff you to the headboard.
JWC:	i'd get out of those handcuffs and throw you on your back and eat you out
SexyGirl:	I kick you in the face and your mouth bleeds
JWC:	what?!
SexyGirl:	"Sorry," I say, and I push you on the bed, and I lick your penis lightly, teasing you.
JWC:	ohh. i'd take tell you to start sucking my dick
	[take tell? oh well.]
SexyGirl:	I say no, and instead mount you and ride you like an Indian Elephant
JWC:	ohhhh yeah. while you're doing that i spank your ass like the bad girl you are
	[What the fucking hell?]
SexyGirl:	I punch you in the face for spanking me, then I ride you fast and hard.
JWC:	whoa. i'd get up, flip you over and fuck you doggy style
	[I saw his profile--I doubt that bitch could flip me over if he tried.]
SexyGirl:	I pick up a baseball bat and kill a cockroach that scuttles across the floor
JWC:	yell out your name and then go rough on you
	[his shitty wording is probably because he was wanking so hard he couldn't think or type]
SexyGirl:	I pull out a rope and strangle you with it, bringing you down to the bed at my will.
JWC:	too much. what next?
SexyGirl:	I loosen my grip and go back to licking your cock, but this time I deepthroat it.
JWC:	ohhhhhh. i then put you on your back and fuck you hard and then (you go)
SexyGirl:	I scream and play the CD with various farm animal noises on it.
JWC:	i fuck you more and mor and more til we both cum at the same time screaming with passion!
SexyGirl:	I pull out a chainsaw, chop your dick off, roundhousekick u and u bleed 2 death.
JWC:	what?!
SexyGirl:	I bend over and lick up your blood and eat your severed penis
JWC:	uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. that was great
SexyGirl:	I get the baseball bat I used to kill the cockroach and beat your head with it
JWC:	okay its over
SexyGirl:	Aww, but I was having fun!!! This is making me so wet, I'm about to orgasm!
JWC:	wait i then fuck you doggy style again so very fucking hard!
	[I love this part]
SexyGirl:	I wonder how you can fuck someone without a penis then I kick you.
JWC:	no wait i take you down and eat you out to make you orgasm (i'm about to really cum.)
	[WHAT A FUCKING LOSER LMAO, he's about to ejaculate to me chopping off his fucking dick and eating it?!?!]
SexyGirl:	I hit you in the face with a hammer and all your teeth fall out.
JWC:	are you about to orgasm?
SexyGirl:	Yeah, right after I stab you in the balls with a pencil.
JWC:	just type when you're about to cum
SexyGirl:	I grate your balls with a cheese grater. (say something naughty for me.)
	[He's an idiot, he doesn't know how to describe anything so I'm trying to get him to say something so I can lead it off into more creepy stuff...it didn't work very well]
JWC:	oh you little girl. i'm gonna straight up fuck you bad.
	[Wow, that line probably works on the ladies all the time.]
SexyGirl:	Okay, I already orgasmed. Thank you for that session of hawtness.
JWC:	chyeah, i'd say so
SexyGirl:	That's good. I try to be as sexy as possible. Do I get 2 rough tho?
JWC:	oh yeah. if we do this again, you fucked up shit okay? plus was I good?
SexyGirl:	I fucked up shit? What does that mean? And you could be a little more descriptive
JWC:	no but hey we all have our things
SexyGirl:	you don't have yours anymore. lol!!!!
JWC:	haha. well later.
SexyGirl:	bye dickless hottie!!