Welcome to bloodninja.org!

This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
If you like this site, there are three things you can do to help. Submit a chat, comment on chats (an active site is a successful one), and tell your friends about it. You can use the share buttons to the right to share chats, or use your own crafty, devilish means.
Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
I inject my nitrous into your fuel port.
Isuzoom: Hey,what's up?
victim: Hey hon, you ready?
Isuzoom: Yeah, i guess so, never done this before.
victim: Well what turns you on?
Isuzoom: cars
victim: I like cars too. I walk up to your car and
kiss the closed window
Isuzoom: I roll down the window and wipe off the smudge.
victim: I ask you for a ride and get in.
Isuzoom: Did you wipe your feet?
victim: Yeah, I guess. I lean over and unbutton your pants while kissing your neck
Isuzoom: I rev the engine by mistake.
victim: ooh, excited? I reach into your boxers.
victim: Wut?
Isuzoom: I wear underoos.
victim: ookay. I reach down and grab your manhood. You like that?
Isuzoom: My foot slips of the clutch at 4,000 RPMs and the stage 3 grabs the aluminum flywheel so hard that my all 4 potenzas burn out and you are thrown back in your seat.
victim: I have no Idea what you just said.
Isuzoom: I stop the car, pop the hood and get out.
victim: I follow you??
Isuzoom: I open the hood and grab you around the waist.
victim: Mmmm, now we're talking
Isuzoom: I put you on the upper radiator support and caress your upper strut mounts.
victim: What?
Isuzoom: Yeah baby. Then I take my #1 piston and stick it in your exhaust pipe. You Idle loudly and I can hear your intake noise through your cone filter.
victim: This is a little weird.
Isuzoom: You rev loudly as I play with the butterfly on your throttle body.
victim: I'm going now.
Isuzoom: Fuel reaches my 450cc injectors as you carress my rising-rate fuel pressure regulator.
victim: HELLOO??!?!?!
Isuzoom: Yeah baby, we hit redline as I inject my nitrous into your fuel port.
victim: Bye Retard!!
Isuzoom: I slap your rear bumper as the compression drops in my cylinder. Was it good for you?
Isuzoom: Baby?
Isuzoom: Hello?
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