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Welcome to BloodNinja.org

Here, you will find

chat logs

cybersex gone wrong

. Featured

IRC

and

AIM

chat logs

are those by

Bloodninja

. We also have

cybersex chat logs

from other people claiming to be

Bloodninja

but we doubt they're really his.

This website was conceived when I read some chat logs by

Bloodninja

. I laughed the hardest I had ever laughed in years. It occured to me that no matter what his original intentions were; whether he wanted to screw with people, or he was just generally sick in the head,

Bloodninja

was a genius and deserved a website dedicated to him.

A

Bloodninja

chat log is considered "verified" if I have seen it in multiple places with multiple people vouching for its authenticity. Otherwise it is placed in the "unverified" section.

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cybersex gone wrong chat logs

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<Bloodninja> Vs. <Sarah19fca>
Source: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Bloodninja/logs
<Bloodninja> has been verified as being the "real" BloodNinja.

<Bloodninja>	I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
<Sarah19fca>	mmmm, okay.
<Bloodninja>	I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
<Sarah19fca>	Yeah I like it rough.
<Bloodninja>	I smack you thick booty.
<Sarah19fca>	Oh yeah, that feels good.
<Bloodninja>	Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
<Bloodninja>	I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
<Sarah19fca>	you like that?
<Bloodninja>	I peel some bananas.
<Sarah19fca>	Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
<Bloodninja>	get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
<Sarah19fca>	Peanuts?
<Bloodninja>	Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
<Sarah19fca>	What are you talking about?
<Bloodninja>	I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
<Sarah19fca>	This is stupid.
<Bloodninja>	Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
<Bloodninja>	Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
<Bloodninja>	Yeeaahhhh.
<Sarah19fca>	/ignore
<Bloodninja>	Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
<Bloodninja>	We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.