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This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
If you like this site, there are three things you can do to help. Submit a chat, comment on chats (an active site is a successful one), and tell your friends about it. You can use the share buttons to the right to share chats, or use your own crafty, devilish means.
Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
A Indian Love Story
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: wassup
You: The ceiling?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl?
You: 20/f/Turkey
Stranger: cool
Stranger: got kik?
Stranger: or skype?:/
You: Nah, sugar, this is all you got
Stranger: ammmm..
Stranger: wat do u mean by "Askim?"
Stranger: :P
You: Askim?
Stranger: ur turkish right?
You: Atterbal sucking kike in Malaysia?
You: Oh yeah Askim is like
You: Loved one
You: It's hard to translate
You: Uhhhh Lemme think
You: Askim is a more intimate term for your love
Stranger: wats up with "malaysia"
Stranger: lol.. r u like a malaysian turkish!:O
Stranger: haha:P
You: So what about you?
Stranger: india 19 male
You: There have been a lot of Indian's on reccently
Stranger: yeah..coz they don't have any other work i guess:/
You: So, do you enjoy spending ten hours every day spraying finish on cheap furniture?
Stranger: ammmm.. no?
You: What do you do then?
You: Version customer service?
Stranger: musician?
You: Oh you do the bunga music
Stranger: noo
You: You Indians are all about the bunga music!
You: BUNG BUNGA BUNGA GOONGA
Stranger: i produce electronic music;)
You: Oh
You: Don't tell me you like dubstep
You: Please
Stranger: exept me!
You: And here I thought I loved you
You have disconnected.
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